WEDNESDAY, MAY 11, 2022  –  7:15 a.m.

All in the breakfast club, other than youngsters, Jill and Jeff, and possibly Lodi, should be excited about the senior millage set for this summer. Also known as the old farts gratuity, grandparents and the gout, and graft for the geezers, we have invited Kendrick Heinlein, Director of Contract Services for Area Agency on Aging of Western Michigan to tell us about this summer’s millage vote and how it will impact senior citizens. What does AAAWM do for old folks now? The agency excels in meal deliveries, residence modifications, transportation, assists with household chores and small home repair, wellness, some legal and dental services, and in-home services. Please remember to only vote once, and don't forget those retirees you hang with—invite them! There's a Meyer gift card at stake.

Invocator: Mr. Eric Nelson
Introducer: James Booth Burr, Jr. Esq.

Q. Why do retiree smile all the time?
A. Because they can't hear a word you are saying.

Q. When is a retiree’s bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Q. Why don’t retirees mind being called seniors?
A.  Because the term comes with a 10% discount.