BREAKFAST CLUB OF GRAND RAPIDS
Established 1936 – John A. Collins, President
UNIVERSITY CLUB
111 Lyon St. N.W. #1025, 10th Floor of Fifth/Third Bank
WEDNESDAY, MAY 22, 2019 – 7:15 a.m.
The age of the Computer. Jeff Kissinger has used his ingenious skills to help the BC with our present members and help us solicit new candidates for membership. The system – to Jeff at least – is simple and easy to operate. You may already have received an e-mail inquiring as to your presence at a BC charming breakfast. How will this help? Can Jeff corral enough of us Neanderthals' into understanding our new Club procedures? Will we lose our remaining hair, grow warts or pick up more indigestion? Hard to say. What the new system will do is make Pam's job run more smoothly, make Paul's record keeping more in keeping, and help us recruit membership. No, you won't need legal pads and pencils; just show up with your appetite and plenty of questions.
Invocator: Mr. Harry Jones Introducees: Jeff Kissinger and Paul Chardoul.
Change: "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats." H. L. Mencken
Paraprosdokian: You are never too old to learn something stupid.
